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I am dateuping so hold on to your edible eatin britches because this will be a messy ride.....
Well, my summer started out with more of what I love, college. I ran away to Zimbabwe to study abroad, hahahahahahaahahahahahahahah. No, I went to the best school on earth to learn how to account. The class was very fun, 3 and a half hours a day, 5 days a week for three weeks, just made my day. Plus I would work 9 hour days after going to school, courtesy of McHell. The one cool thing I did before summer class was go to the boundary waters with the Fraser bros and Luke "Army Ace" Jeanette. We ended up catching no fish, but taking firewood and going all the way to a landfill about 15 miles on a dirt road for a fire grate was exciting. We barely got to our campsite before dark, because the frasers suddenly couldnt remember where to go, even though they assured luke and I that they knew were it was. Luckily we stopped in the middle of the road, got out of the car and flagged a random guy down who knew exactly where to go. It really sucked donkey balls not catching any fish, but the trip was pretty fun. After school got done, I bascially started working more, and that was just grand. I really dont remember to much about my summer, except for the Warped Tour last weekend with Tammy N, Rochelle, Dan "Delightful" Laplante, Nick Nasty, and Drewdeeni. There was so many great bands. Billy Idol was pretty cool, i got a paper plate that was autographed by him. Greely Estates was awesome. The best bands were Avenged Sevenfold, The Bled, Greely, Matchbook Romance, and Senses Fail. The hotel afterwards was fun, and me and Dan had an experience. We walked around looking for rooms to go chill in. We found one that was loud. We went in and one the guys immediately calls Dan girth dick. I thought this was a little strange and thought maybe dan knew this guy, but he didnt. Then he was telling me how they were going to have intercourse with 16 year olds, and I told him the golden rule that 16 will get you 20. Well they wanted alcohol, and offered us weed, crack, or any other illegal drug, so Dan and I said we would be back, but they proceeded to run as fast as we could to get away from the crack heads. Well, i am also going to the boundary waters coming up, damn straight. Time to go to work.
I am drifting away like Mr. Garrison on South Park when he took a trip on LSD,
Jim "Warped Warrior" Jago
Might I add that I was a Moshing Machine! |
